Off-Duty Cop Thinks She’s in her Apartment, Kills the Resident

From Texas (go figure) comes the story of an off-duty cop who returned home after work, only it wasn’t her home she returned to.

After some sort of altercation with the actual resident, a man from St. Lucia, named Botham Shem Jean, the cop, still in her uniform, ends up shooting and killing him.

Dallas Police Chief U. Renee Hall, summed up my thoughts when she said:

“Right now there are more questions than we have answers.”

Come on, how does someone first think they’re in the right apartment, when it’s obviously not theirs? And then to get to the point where they whip out their gun and kill the guy, all while she’s wearing a cop uniform? The mind boggles.

The victim must have been in a serious state of confusion before he met his untimely end.

Read more: Off-Duty Texas Cop Enters Wrong Apartment, Kills Man Inside: Police

Where do babies come from?

Where do babies come from?

Whoops! Not there!

Ok, seriously, how could you be an adult and not where you are suppose to stick your dick to make a baby?

The Metro, always a source of the most absurd tales (where do they find this stuff?), is reporting that a Chinese couple were trying to have a baby for 4 years, and finally went to a doctor to ask why they weren’t conceiving.

The doctor then does an examination on the woman, only to discover she can stick 3 fingers up the woman’s butt (what?!), and enquires what that’s all about. Lo and behold, they’ve been having anal sex, trying to make a baby, for years.

How can you be an adult in this day and age and not know how to make baby? Cavemen did it, and they didn’t even have internet porn. This really can not be true.

How does this strange tale end? Well, the couple go on home, have sex the (other) way Mother Nature intended, and a baby is on the way just weeks later!

And as what I can only presume is some sort of symbolic gesture, the doctor for her troubles receives from the couple 100 eggs and a chicken!

Not the actual chicken!

Source: Couple trying to conceive for four years had mistakenly been having anal sex